Monday, March 21, 2005
It's Probably too Soon for Levity
I said earlier that starvation is no way to die. Lt. Frank Drebin of Police Squad/Naked Gun fame had this to say way back in 1988 (ironically, Drebin was standing over Officer Nordberg, played by infamous wife-killer OJ Simpson):
"A parachute not opening, that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander—that’s the way I want to go!"How I manage to find humor in the most serious of situations, I have no idea. But I'm quite sure I'm going to burn in Hell. And if you want to join me, send an e-mail request and I'll forward an audio file of Drebin's quote to you.